Sunday Science Class

Constipated DoucheBag reminds us that his ilk only comprise half the subject matter of this site. They’s hotts on this site as well. Son.

As I wind down ‘Sock Week in anticipation of DB1′s return tomorrow I shall endeavor to share with you some of the rare sub-classes of Hotts und Pear:

I Have Your Pink Monkey Hostage Hott;

Secretly Stern Pear;

It-wakes-up-or-it-gets-the-hose-the-snooze-hose-Pear;

Peeled Pear;

Pinky & My Brain Pear;

Shoes Match The Carpet Pear;

Walking around the beach in her underdraws Pear;

A Bit Nippy Hott;

A Man’s Garter Do What A Man’s Garter Do Pear;

The Bedroom Librarian;

Chest Pair Pear;

Down For Whatever Pear;

And, of course, We’re Here For The Orgy Trifecta.

And that barely scratches the surface of Planet Hott.

Thusly begins my Sabbatical.